Mistress Amara Noir
New Rules Across the Board.

Into scat, FTT? cool, pay me a deposit. I get a lot of interest and lately a lot of time wasters. I could charge deposits for everything and maybe that’s coming next. I have nearly 6 years of experience. I obviously  wouldn’t still be doing this if I was only here to rip people off.  You on the other hand, are no one. You cancel on me at the last minute and well I could have given your time slot to someone else, or I could have planned my whole day differently.

Regulars whom I trust are exempt from this rule. If I’ve seen you once 8 months ago, I do not remember who you are -you are not a regular. Suck it up pay a deposit then maybe you can BECOME a  regular. 

Iceburg Lettuce

What are you saying my rabbit is trailer trash, dipshit? What part of my life  as you know it thus far makes you think I’m the sort of person who buys GMO  Iceburg lettuce sealed in plastic wrap? Are you fucking stupid? I refuse to feed that to my rabbit- and she eats her own poop.

Congrats. Your assignment this weekend is to eat nothing but plain ass iceburg lettuce. Eat the goddamn plastic wrap too you fucking moron.

I’m going to stick this garbage directly in my compost bin and make you eat it out of there so you don’t forget the lesson (much like how I taught you about trash vs recyclables).

 For the future- when I say I want lettuce for the rabbit  I want 3, not 2.

romaine, green/red leaf are fine. She also love kale. Hates cabbage. Hates swiss chard-  Likes Basil and Dill weed.

Yes I am legitimately angry about this I feel insulted.

More updates coming

For now. I’m spending today getting everything back together. 

Tuesday 7/22 available Noon-10 pm

weds 7/23  1 slot at 12 noon only

Thursday, Booked

Friday- noon-10pm. 

Sat & Sunday- noon-10pm

Back in NYC!

Let’s session! email me. faeriefoot@gmail.com

Now that my shit slave has paid for the meal and embarassment, here is a pic of a delicious spicy vegan curry I got last night for dinner, and will be feeding him today for lunch. He’s going to have to gobble it up no matter how hard he wants to resist. Tears will only encourage me.

Now that my shit slave has paid for the meal and embarassment, here is a pic of a delicious spicy vegan curry I got last night for dinner, and will be feeding him today for lunch. He’s going to have to gobble it up no matter how hard he wants to resist. Tears will only encourage me.

Sleep never. I really would like to. My last day in the states was busy. I returned my rental car early, tackled the storm of clutter that is my apartment, and packed pretty quickly. I  changed out most of the fish tank water. When cleaning the filters, I dropped one, and it started leaking horribly when plugged in. Fuck, mang I’m on a tight schedule puta. There is a pet store with aquarium supplies on the other side of my neighborhood, which is a bit of a walk anyways.  A quick search told me there was also such a pet supply store in Chelsea,  further away for sure, but just a few blocks from Jonathan Levine Gallery.  I got my Lister fix after all. Still, I recommend going to see the show in person- it’s quite lovely to take time and look at all the layers. 

I stopped by the art supply store and got a cheapo travel water color set.

On the way back I remembered I should check my smut mailbox. A slave told me he sent me a nominal token. I hadn’t received any notifications, but it turns out they only notify of  packages, not mail.  A very small gift indeed $20,but  If more of you followed suit It would help with all my sundries when traveling. 

Ugh traveling.

Note the odd display of Lister’s un stretched canvases stapled one over top of the other.  May look like a hapdash decision, but I LOVE THAT SHIT.  I asked with the reception if it was ok to lift it up. It was

Artwork you get to touch is the best artwork.

As you can see, one thing I didn’t get around to was painting my nails. Fuck it.

The flight was fine. I slept <3 hrs. I tried to nap yesterday but the teenage neighbors  were having an all day patio party, blasting  pop music’s answer to roman showers. Just horrible shit. And teenagers. Also it was hot.   Also I’m just terrible at staying asleep.  

Woke up far before sunrise, and will soon be prepping for a double session with Mistress Evilyne. She is just amazing.  Her extent of knowledge and devotion compared to her time being active in the industry is just astounding. She’s super sharp and I couldn’t be happier about my set up here. Besides the teeny bop ragers. I’m told it’s a once every few months type occasion. 

A slave picked me up form the airport and customs was a breeze ( Australia why did  you go in so hard on me,  you fucked with my head mate)  We got a few coffees, had a nice drive to Orpington, met a lovely dog named Jemma and talked about taxidermy in  Tesco bags. I’d just read the David Sedaris essay about owls (on the plane over here actually), and so when we passed a Tesco for the first time ever in my life ,all I thought was- 400 year old head of a teenage girl. I did however, walk to the Tesco at sundown, and fixed myself up with some vegetables and passionfruit. I used a canvas bag.

London- there are more sessions available. Have a bit of a full plate til mid-afternoon. But I wouldn’t mind sessioning all day today. Tomorrow 4th of July we’re filming then I’m going to Faith No More.  The 5th  Is pretty open save for an evening session. The 6th open as well. Fully equipped dungeon. Lovely, discreet location, and  It wasn’t actually too bad  taking the train to London Bridge, so long as you get the express.

Almost that time!  We have openings on July 5th and 6th for doubles ftt
thedungeonmanor.com for the phone number and such. It&#8217;s been such a busy weekend. Airport misery, all day road tripping yesterday to put somethings in order. Cleaning the house for the house siiter.  I barely got home from PA yesterday in time to eat and go to karate, we had a pretty long, wonderful kanpai and partied a bit.  I hope I can sleep on the plane. wishful thinking.

Almost that time!  We have openings on July 5th and 6th for doubles ftt

thedungeonmanor.com for the phone number and such. It’s been such a busy weekend. Airport misery, all day road tripping yesterday to put somethings in order. Cleaning the house for the house siiter.  I barely got home from PA yesterday in time to eat and go to karate, we had a pretty long, wonderful kanpai and partied a bit.  I hope I can sleep on the plane. wishful thinking.

It&#8217;s the end of the month, and it&#8217;s time for you to buy clips. Lots of hot new stuff.  ASS www.clips4sale.com/65331

It’s the end of the month, and it’s time for you to buy clips. Lots of hot new stuff.  ASS www.clips4sale.com/65331

Bummed  I missed the opening of Anthony Lister&#8217;s new solo show at Jonathan Levine Gallery this Saturday. He&#8217;s one of my favourite current artists, &amp; happens to be Australian. He recently put up a few murals in Bushwick  as well- a neighborhood I visit often. My schedule&#8217;s been so packed lately I haven&#8217;t been able to go look.  I think the show comes down before I return home. Go enjoy it for me.

Bummed  I missed the opening of Anthony Lister’s new solo show at Jonathan Levine Gallery this Saturday. He’s one of my favourite current artists, & happens to be Australian. He recently put up a few murals in Bushwick  as well- a neighborhood I visit often. My schedule’s been so packed lately I haven’t been able to go look.  I think the show comes down before I return home. Go enjoy it for me.

Finally home.  It shouldn’t be a surprise that I missed my 6 am flight- as missing flights and being stuck in the airport was the theme of this weekend- but it was my fault this time around. I set 2 alarms and slept right through them. It’s ok, I needed the sleep, got rerouted into Philly instead of DC, and got a lot of reading in.

Here’s the first sketch I did of big fatty, tiny penis. I prefer this one cuz it’s looser. Not a great work by any means . He kept turning which is why his “penis” (disgustingly tiny half mast nub) seems to be growing out of his hip bone. He looks like a gorilla carefully studying my feces.

Session-wise, had a few flakes and someone went all nutty on me- not in person of course-these days many people prefer the passive aggressive route- via youtube comments, other social media, and text. I had reminded him 3 times that I do not even read my texts. He proceeded to bombard me with them. I don’t know what they said-again, I don’t read them, but I like to think he’s still texting me. I wouldn’t know because after 5 straight minutes of text notifications, I blocked his number from texting me.  Sweet silence. I’m sure he feels very satisfied and witty expressing himself to me.

Very glad I didn’t end up meeting with him. 

Still, my regulars make it all worthwhile. They treat me nicely and I always try to go above and beyond for my Detroiters. My most faithful Detroit sub picked me up from the airport, & brought my favourite whiskey. I came in knowing I was going to see him. I had loaded up with gassy foods, didn’t drink coffee so I wouldn’t have to shit before I got settled in, Brought him a soiled pair of cute white panties I wouldn’t have parted with easily unless it went to a deserving home

My young punching bag sub stepped up and was able to take a lot more pain than he previously had. I decided on a whim to do the session in latex, despite feeling rough from the travel mishaps and lack of sleep- it turned out to be a great Idea- I sweat buckets and that was very detoxifying for me. It also soaked my panties so thoroughly with sweat, it was as if I had pulled them out from the bottom of a lake. It was great to peel them off and whip him in the dick with my heavily drenched undies. #pantiesasweapons

Dickless Gorilla Gunt was able to consume more of my waste than ever. He got to see me twice this trip and I think the more time he spends underneath me, the better off he is. Eventually, I’ll be the one to get him to consume an entire load.  I know he’s going to have a hard time waiting for me to return

The flight back had its miseries, but so it goes. I was happy to be heading home.

Once  I was finally home

I had a nice shower, a nap, a nice bike ride, and pizza. Vegan pizza.